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• me: *taking test*
• stomach: hey wanna hear my impression of satan

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

(via cold-minded)

Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react

laugh-addict:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: f-ded)

THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS.

YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.

(Source: harleycitysiren, via buttclapping)

• my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
• me: yes but today is not that day

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

mpregbert:

i googled “i didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me” and found this

“NO GRANDMA. YOU GET ONE ICE POP!”

“fuq off ya little shit i own this town”

(Source: egberts, via californicationinthemoonlight-d)

laugh-addict:

“if you illegally download yoU ARen’t a trUE fan”

(Source: cailifornia, via humped)

When you’re dressed so good and someone asks why you’re dressed like that

laugh-addict:

(Source: despicable-blog)

The awkward moment when a film says, ”based on a true story” and it automatically becomes 100 times scarier.

fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: shewolfinthecorner)